Menacing Sparrow

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account manager job description (mary poppins edition)

I still put forth my thought that being a client services / account manager is a lot like the job posting for the ideal nanny. 

Required Skills:

  • Have a cheery disposition. Rosy cheeks, no warts!
  • Play games, all sorts
  • You must be kind, you must be witty. Very sweet and fairly pretty
  • Take us on outings, give us treats. Sing songs, bring sweets
  • Never be cross or cruel. Never give us castor oil or gruel
  • Love us as a son and daughter. And never smell of barley water
  • If you won’t scold and dominate us, We will never give you cause to hate us


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