Menacing Sparrow

These are some of the internets.

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pudgealicious88:

tinyandtall:

thatoneoboegirl:

baguettiquette:

thejumpingkoi:

bellathelittleunicorn:

dude-dont-just-dont:

awesomemiixvol1:

sir-boast-alots:

coralfrills:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

egad! its the shadow of hopelessness
accurate

the self righteous vegan preacher…. oh god no

daysoffuturecherik
i think both of ours are very accurate

Behold! It’s The soul crushing Bible nazi!

TREMBLE IN MY PRESENCE, WEAK HUMAN. FOR I AM theone who leaves aggressive post-it notes everywhere!!(love this, gonna use it from now on)

BOW TO ME. I AM THE WELL-EDUCATED BLACK MAN.

The obsessive one who leaves passive-aggressive post-it notes everywhere.

The never ending dude who won’t leave

The Never Ending Car Alarm…. Oh no no, you MUST be talking about my neighbor!

"Fuck you I’m the Buzzkill"
…Fuck.


"Bow to Me… I am the White Establishment"
- I think I win for most effectively evil so far, nes pas? 

pudgealicious88:

tinyandtall:

thatoneoboegirl:

baguettiquette:

thejumpingkoi:

bellathelittleunicorn:

dude-dont-just-dont:

awesomemiixvol1:

sir-boast-alots:

coralfrills:

harryfloorcorn:

WHAT IS YOUR SUPERVILLAIN NAME?

egad! its the shadow of hopelessness

accurate

the self righteous vegan preacher…. oh god no

daysoffuturecherik
i think both of ours are very accurate

Behold! It’s The soul crushing Bible nazi!

TREMBLE IN MY PRESENCE, WEAK HUMAN. FOR I AM theone who leaves aggressive post-it notes everywhere!!

(love this, gonna use it from now on)

BOW TO ME. I AM THE WELL-EDUCATED BLACK MAN.

The obsessive one who leaves passive-aggressive post-it notes everywhere.

The never ending dude who won’t leave

The Never Ending Car Alarm…. Oh no no, you MUST be talking about my neighbor!

"Fuck you I’m the Buzzkill"

…Fuck.

"Bow to Me… I am the White Establishment"

- I think I win for most effectively evil so far, nes pas? 

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The Dark Lord will be pleased.
Although the Dark Lord is a little disappointed with our current Pinterest content strategy - it’s obviously falling flat. Henderson, can you put together a POV on how we can to address low-engagement levels in Pinterest in particular? Thanks. 

The Dark Lord will be pleased.

Although the Dark Lord is a little disappointed with our current Pinterest content strategy - it’s obviously falling flat. Henderson, can you put together a POV on how we can to address low-engagement levels in Pinterest in particular? Thanks. 

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a site for, um, new things

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humansofnewyork:

“I was driving out into the Mexican desert with a shaman, and we were on our way to a peyote ceremony. We’d just eaten the peyote, and the shaman turned on the radio, and started playing The Talking Heads. He was this little indigenous dude, just banging on the steering wheel and singing along to The Talking Heads at the top of his lungs. I thought we were supposed to be contemplating life, so I said: ‘Are you sure the radio should be on right now? Is that how the ceremony is supposed to work?’ And he said: ‘This is exactly how it’s supposed to work.’ So I just shut up and rolled with it.”

Personally, I demand that ALL of my spiritual journeys involve the Talking Heads. 

humansofnewyork:

“I was driving out into the Mexican desert with a shaman, and we were on our way to a peyote ceremony. We’d just eaten the peyote, and the shaman turned on the radio, and started playing The Talking Heads. He was this little indigenous dude, just banging on the steering wheel and singing along to The Talking Heads at the top of his lungs. I thought we were supposed to be contemplating life, so I said: ‘Are you sure the radio should be on right now? Is that how the ceremony is supposed to work?’ And he said: ‘This is exactly how it’s supposed to work.’ So I just shut up and rolled with it.”

Personally, I demand that ALL of my spiritual journeys involve the Talking Heads. 

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sunvapor asked: What the fucks happening in Ferguson?

clehmentine:

Alright, i’m gonna sit down and basically explain the situation in this ask so everyone of my followers knows why i’m so pissed.

Michael Brown, a 17 - 18 year old african american boy was unlawfully shot (8-10 times supposedly) by police in St Louis, Missouri on saturday, august 9th, 2014. He was unarmed, and had done nothing to attract suspicion other than the fact that he was black. His body was left in the street for 4 hours. (beware: somewhat graphic image linked)

There are several claims from witnesses (see: Dorian Johnson’s account and video [HIGHLY RECOMMEND READING UP ON HIS ACCOUNT, ITS VERY SPECIFIC] — Brown’s friend who experienced the situation first hand, La’Toya Cash and Phillip Walker— Ferguson residents nearby the incident),  that fall together in generally close claims. However, the only one who’s claim seems out of place is the police officer’s who shot Brown. Who, by the way, is put off on paid administrative leave AND who’s name remained under anonymity for his safety (However, attorney Benjamin Crump is looking for a way to force release his name). He claims that Brown began to wrestle the officer for his gun and tried attacking him after he told Brown and his friend Dorian Johnson (22) to “get the f*ck on the sidewalk”.

According to Johnson, after a minor confrontation on the officer’s part where he grabbed Brown by the neck and then by the shirt, the officer pulled his gun on Brown and shot him at point blank range on the right side of his body. Brown and Johnson were able to get away briefly and started running. However, Brown was shot in the back, supposedly disabling him from getting very far. He turned around with his arms in the air and said “I don’t have a gun, stop shooting!” By this point, Brown and the officer were face to face as the cop shot him several times in the face and chest until he was finally dead. Johnson ran to his apartment and by the sound of his account, seemingly had some sort of panic attack. Later he emerged from his home to see Brown still laying in the streets. People were gathered with their cellphones, screaming at the police.

According to msnbc, the police refuse to interview Johnson at all, despite his amazing courage to come forward. They didn’t wanna hear it. They only listened to the cop’s account of it all and were vague with the media on what they thought happened. They’ve also refused to commit to a timeline in releasing autopsy results and other investigation information.

Numerous rumors are sweeping around such as Brown stealing candy from a QuickTrip, the store he emerged from calling the cops on him, Brown reaching for a gun, Brown attacking the cop first, ect. But these have all been debunked. (I know a lot of these have been debunked, but im having a hard time finding sources. if anyone could help out and link some legit ones id be SO grateful)

The event in and of itself was terrible, but now it has escalated beyond belief. Around 100 or more people, mostly black, went to the police station to protest peacefully. Things quickly turned bad as martial law got involved and authorities were bringing in K9s, tanks, heavy artillery, ect. The heavy police presence only made things worse as riots began to break out and looting and vandalism started. [ x ] [ x ] [ x ]

Now, as of very recently, the media has been banned from Ferguson. There is also a No-Fly zone above Ferguson for the reason of “ TO PROVIDE A SAFE ENVIRONMENT FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT ACTIVITIES ” as said on the Federal Aviation Commission’s website. Cop cars are lined up on the borders to prevent people from entering/leaving. Media outlets are being threatened with arrest. It completely violates our amendments and everything.

It’s becoming increasingly scary and difficult to find out whats going on over there. I’m afraid this is all the information I have, though. If anybody else knows anything about the situation, please feel free to add on or correct any mistakes i’ve made as i’m no expert on writing these things.

And as a personal favor, i’d really appreciate anyone to give this a reblog in order to spread the word. I think it’s a shame that this is going on in our own country yet so few people know about it. Help me make this topic huge and get this as much attention as possible.